The Corporate Structure


Chairman of the Board
     Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
     Is more powerful than a locomotive
     Is faster than a speeding bullet
     Walks on water
     Gives policy to God

President
     Leaps short buildings in a single bound
     Is more powerful than a switch engine
     Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
     Walks on water if the sea is calm
     Talks with God

Executive Vice-President
     Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
     Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
     Is faster than a speeding BB
     Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
     Talks with God if special request is approved

Vice-President
     Barely clears a Quonset Hut
     Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
     Can fire a speeding bullet
     Swims well
     Is occasionally addresseä by God

General Manager
     Makes high marks on wall when trying to leap buildings
     Is run over by locomotive
     Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
     Dog paddles
     Talks to animals

Manager
     Runs into buildings
     Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
     Is not issued ammunition
     Can't stay afloat with a life preserver
     Talks to walls

Trainee
     Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
     Says "Look at the choo-choo"
     Wets himself with a water pistol
     Plays in mud puddleó
     Mumbles to himself

Secretary
     Lifts buildings and walks under them
     Kick locomotives off the track
     Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
     Freezes water with a single glance
     She is God